~Neverland~

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

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inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

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thebistromathics:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

For those of you who are unaware, Satanists do not believe in Satan, nor worship him, but rather use him as a symbol of our natural, carnal instincts.

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friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

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Staff of Tumblr, I know you’ll probably not see this post, but can you not let yahoo buy tumblr. I know all the money is alluring, but this website is better off being independent from big companies like Yahoo, Google, and Facebook. Yes it is around 1 Billion dollars that they are wanting to buy Tumblr for. But is loosing the one sight where people can freely vent without people from their life bothering them about it, worth that much money? This site has gotten to be the best that it has ever gotten. With the in-dashboard rebloging, and drag and drop GIF sets, but what advantages would yahoo bring to the website? I dont think it could bring much to the website. And thank-you for reading this if you do see it.

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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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